We’ve championed laketop longboarding from the jump. It’s a damn good time that most people don’t know they could have. This hat celebrates the joys of longboards on landlocked bodies of water.

Once you’ve bought them, what you do in our clothes is your prerogative. But you wouldn’t believe some of the things people try with returns. So we wrote some rules.

All returns must be made within 30 days of your original purchase, unwashed and UNWORN, tags attached. We’re sure you observe good hygiene, but as the saying goes, one person can ruin it for everyone. And they did. Sorry. And unless the reason for return is shipping-related damage, we can’t refund shipping charges.

You can handle all of this online by going to our site, scrolling down to the bottom and hitting the “Returns” link, where you’ll find specific instructions. Or, if you’re in town, you can come on into the shop and berate us verbally. Whatever works.